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Born in the misty depths of time in the quintessential midwestern small town
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Graduated from High School at the height of the Vietnam War
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Wasted my time and theirs at a small two-year college for two and a half years
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Moved to the City of Five Smells, met Nan, went to work
for a branch of the Military Industrial Complex
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Transferred to another branch of the Military Industrial Complex in The Old South at the end of the Disco Era
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Purchased by yet another branch of the Military Industrial Complex in the midst of the Grunge Era
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Transferred by the Military Industrial Complex to Mound City at the end of the Millennium
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- Born in Suburbia in the Truman Era
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Graduated from a Girly School in the early Seventies
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Graduated from college in the urban corn fields
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Met Mr. Wonderful in City of Five Smells in 1974 - all these years later, he's still Mr. Wonderful
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Happy to be back in the Midwest,
delighted to be living in the city
"Moving back to the land of my youth,
I've become a born-again Yankee."
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